Cold Open Question of the Week: What did you buy on Amazon Prime Day?
Excuses, Excuses, Excuses: Brian’s friends use a number of excuses to avoid Party on the Patio and Black Dog at the local casino.
Document, Document, Document: A doctor’s vacation out of the country costs Brian $70 to have his son’s physical forms completed for Boy Scout camp.
All-Star Game: Gary forgets about the Home Run Derby, plans a visit to Randyland, and discussion of $120.00 parking prices.
Catan: Brian’s son Joseph introduces the board game to the household, resulting in late night games.
WrestleMania V: Brian re-watched the 1989 Showcase of the Immortals on a rainy Sunday and realized, a number of the wrestlers are dead. Meanwhile, Trump sits in the front row.
Laurel & Hardy: Brian is currently reading a book about Stan Laurel, Gary remembers a Chaplin statue in England, Diane Lane, and Gary recommends Wild Orchids.
News of the Weird: It’s smoke! It’s gnats! It’s aphids! And musical artists are about to toss their shit!
And Just Because: Diane Lane, who appeared as Cherry Valance in The Outsiders, along with Matt Dillon. The Outsiders was the first movie my brother, Paul, recorded from HBO onto our new Betamax.
