After months of swiping, scrolling, and side-eyeing questionable profiles, I finally did it—I responded to someone on the dating app. And let’s just say… it was not what I expected.
I’m sharing the most bizarre, hilarious, and downright terrifying things I’ve seen on men’s profiles—and asking the real questions:
🔹 Why are so many pictures half-faced or haunted?
🔹 Who thought Mike Myers masks were a good idea?
🔹 And why do so many men suggest secluded first dates with angry selfies?
If you’ve ever felt overwhelmed by dating apps or wondered if your standards were “too high,” this one’s for you. I’m committed to finding someone—but I’m also committed to trusting my gut. These are just not my people.
💬 Drop a comment: Am I overreacting, or are we just asking for basic effort and safety?
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