CHAPTER 9:Max and Riley’s morning breakfast at Quips Coffee & Comedy Cafe is cut short when Zara Blake shows up unexpectedly and lets it slip that she and Max hung out the other night. Quips owner, Ollie Thompson, tries to deter Max from taking a haunted listing. Max’s competitive colleague, Amina Patel, calls to tell Max about her offers on Dame MacElroy’s Victorian, but Max makes plans to meet at the office to hear about it in person.
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AUDACIOUS INDIE AUTHOR, Nikolas Allen, presents Volume 1 of his sophomore trilogy, SURREAL ESTATE. This spicy speculative fiction series launches with a wild, raunchy, fun and farcical adventure that no courageous reader should dare miss!
SURREAL ESTATE, VOLUME 1: THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF ABSURDITIES
2035 A.D.—IN THE BUSTLING METRØPOLIS OF GLITTER CITY, VA, Superstar Surrealtor Max Discount, a snarky, self-centered hustler, navigates a series of mind-boggling scenarios that redefine the boundaries of absürdity. When his latest listing mørphs into a haunted hell ride of epic proportions, Max is finally forced to examine his own foibles.
But is he ready for Change to rear its ugly head?
Like an explicit mashup of Scooby-Doozy, Selling Sunsetz, and Rocky Horrorz, Surreal Estate, Volume 1 is a high-stakes excursion into the Surreal world of modern Real Estate and beyønd.
Including original song lyrics, prayers, poetry, naughty drink recipes, and bippety-bop-bap-biggety-bam rhythmic interludes, this TWISTED SOAP ROCK OPERA will have you standing up and singing along in no time!
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CREDITS:
Chapter Text, Narration, and Music by Nikolas Allen.
Stream and Download Free Music at NikolasAllenMusic.com
“Surreal Estate, Volume 1: The Haunted House of Absurdities,” Now Available in Paperback ($14.99) and eBook ($2.99).
