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Is there anything more pathetic than a “one-hit wonder” trying to stay relevant with a 22-song greatest hits album? We dug into the history of Tommy Two-Tone, and what we found is a bizarre rabbit hole of identity crises, Ozzy Osbourne connections, and a phone number that refuses to die. Are the “mainstream” legends we worship actually just lucky hacks, or is there a “Snake Man” conspiracy hiding in the shadows? We decided to settle it once and for all by actually dialing the most famous number in rock history live on air—you won’t believe who picked up the phone. This episode originally aired on 7/26/08.

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– Why the hell is Tommy Two-Tone on a Metal Show?– The 22-song “Hits” album nobody asked for.– Did Tommy Two-Tone rip off Dokken?– LIVE PRANK CALL: Dialing 867-5309 to find Jenny.– The identity crisis: It’s a band, not a guy, stupid!

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