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Seth: "I mean, it's no accident that Sydney Sweeney's initials are SS."

Chris: "Holy shit. No accident. The mystery has been solved, Seth! They've been planning this since her birth!"

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Bro, the world has officially lost its mind. Seth and Chris break down the “eugenics” outrage over an American Eagle commercial. Apparently, having blue eyes and blonde hair makes you a fascist now? We react to the absolute pigs on TikTok claiming Sydney Sweeney is a “Nazi propaganda” tool.

Then we get real—REAL dark—about the mob violence in Cincinnati and the “Good vs. Evil” war Chris says is already here.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:13:40 - Blothar the Berserker and the Antarctic origin story 00:36:00 - Seth’s sepsis “pit” of depression 01:08:14 - Breaking down the “SS” initial conspiracy 01:18:24 - Zyklon B and the TikTok “rocket scientists”

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