Discussed:
* Tariff Day is finally here—unless you’re Brazil.
* As always, our predictions were (mostly) spot on.
* Can Alexandre de Moraes still use Netflix?
* The politics of the talking parrot.
* Jack’s definition of a Muppet—courtesy of Homer Simpson.
* Javier Milei’s still holding out for that deal. But, Is no deal better than a deal?
* “If you don’t stop talking about Epstein, we’re doing nuclear war.”
* Hear us out, but Trump, Bannon, and MAGA are probably winning.
* Tucker Carlson and nuclear-war proof dog food.
* What’s next for Bolsonaro?
* And much more!
