⚒️ Welcome to The Forgesmith’s Trials! ⚒️
The first two rounds are here. Where ten legendary characters forged from Slate lore battle for configuration glory. This isn’t just a bracket. It’s a tournament of archetypes, chaos, and the occasional plush shark.
In this episode, David Dysart, Leonard Aidtab (Ledgerborn of Slatechester), and Silas V. Lookup (Ordained Metricurgist of the Forge Index) bring you sports-style commentary straight from a medieval tournament broadcast booth.
🔥 What’s Inside:
Round One: Matchups featuring Slate Captain, Slate Wizard, Data Knight, Marketing Maven, and more.
Round Two: Upsets, ties, and the drama that pushes the bracket into chaos.
Silas’s Scrolls: Metric-perfect breakdowns with more colorful commentary than strictly needed)
“Sponsors:” Auto-Aidband Deluxe, DeliverCraft™, Fieldsmith’s Workshop, and other “helpful” tools no one asked for.
🏆 The Competitors
Each contender has their own lore, trading card, and even a musical On the Deck With… album.
Slate Captain
Slate Wizard
The Architect
Data Knight
The Fixer
The Marketing Maven
The Trend Tracker
The Wildcard
📜 Why Watch?
Because enrollment management already feels like a jousting tournament, we’re just saying it out loud.
Join the Forge community, laugh at the chaos, and cast your votes on LinkedIn to shape the next round.
🔔 Subscribe for more Forge-inspired satire, enrollment insights, and bardcore theme songs.
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