Welcome, listeners, to another rootin' tootin' episode of Cowboys Versus Ninjas! Today, we're saddling up and heading West for a tale so wild, so unbelievable, you'll be spitting out your sarsaparilla!
Hold onto your ten-gallon hats, folks, because we're about to meet the most unlikely hero the Wild West has ever seen: Don Quixote! That's right, the legendary knight errant has traded his dusty Spanish plains for the even dustier plains of the American frontier. But instead of jousting with windmills, he's tangling with… cowboys!
Picture this: a skinny old man in rusty armor, tilting at anything that moves, convinced he's on a noble quest. But here's the kicker: he's not alone! He's got a reluctant sidekick, a tough-as-nails orphan named Zeke, who's more interested in survival than chivalry. Think Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, but with a whole lot more crazy!
We're talking bar fights with cowboys, showdowns with rustlers, and even a face-off with the baddest outlaw in the territory, El Diablo! Will Quixote's madness be his downfall, or will his unwavering belief in doing right, against all odds, save the day?
Tune in to find out! This is one episode you won't want to miss. It's Cowboys Versus Ninjas, and it's gonna get wild!
