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i don’t need a master’s degree in geopolitical history in the middle east to know that war is wrong. i don’t need to know about the history of iran to be able to call up my elected officials and demand that my tax dollars don’t go to bombing our neighbors.

countries aren’t teams we root for or against. this isn’t friday night football. human beings’ lives are on the line.

i need you to care about your neighbors in iran (and elsewhere) a bit more than how war with bombs might finally affect you.

countries are filled with human beings, and millions of people don’t deserve to die because our leaders don’t like their leaders—or because they don’t look like us or believe in the same things we do. i certainly don’t want someone to bomb us because of trump’s dumb fascist ass, so why do so many of us shrug at trump’s threats to bomb our neighbors in iran?

moreover, these are war crimes. neither israel nor the united states were provoked. this isn’t self-defense. it’s an attack without provocation. they’re feeding you the same b******t about nukes we’ve been fed for decades. our country has nukes and nuclear power. do you think someone should bomb us? do you realize the united states was the only country to ever drop a nuclear bomb?

related, every gd time fascist elites want to go to war (in order to steal our neighbors’ resources and hoard more power), they find no trouble at all in running false flag operations. neighbor, i think you’d be furious to know how often fascist elites have funded attacks on their own country as pretext for an unjust war. these are not people defending an invasion or combatting a fascist political coup: they’re often orchestrating one.

so no, we shouldn’t be dragged into a war by two corrupt unhinged b******s with no impulse control and zero ability to govern— both of them clinging to power to avoid jail. stop letting these fascist f***s gaslight you. this isn’t about hating israel or hating the united states: it’s about hating the manipulative mother-fluffers who hoard power and resources and claim they’re doing it in the name of “national interests.”

no one in this country “hates” the united states either. countries are made up of neighbors, and people tend to love their neighbors, which is to say they love their countries. we love each other and the land and planet we live on— or we should.

no, what people hate are greedy b******s, who rig the game, squeeze all the juice out of us, steal our tax dollars for their own self-enrichment, and then have the audacity to tell us it’s our fault that we can’t get ahead.

why do you think donald j. trump keeps on appealing to the new golden age? spoiler: the last golden age was for the fascist elite and the great depression for everyone else. eerily familiar eh?

it is the fascist elite who claim poor people “asking for handouts,” and not the people stealing our tax monies, are drains on society. it is the fascist elite, who access debt-free higher education at ivy league schools and then have the audacity to claim young people, who can’t afford a one-bedroom apartment on a full-time salary, are “fiscally irresponsible” and simply need to “pull themselves up by the bootstraps.” these people know damn well that they’re robbing young people their futures. they don’t care.

sometimes, i think the country we really hate is the united states of audacity.

and, just as we’ve become furious by the fascist elite exploiting us here, our neighbors all around the world are pissed off at the very same thing:

it’s not working people who are wrecking our ecosystem, destabilizing other countries, and bleeding people dry. it’s the ultra rich. why do you think every fascist elite spreads propaganda to fed-up workers about how it’s the chronically-exploited underclass who’s the real “drain on society”?

for pity’s sake! these are the same b******s who refer to poor people as the “surplus population”— or in elon musk’s techno-fascist parlance “the parasitic class.”

and when we dare to complain about their resource hoarding, the fascist elite wage disinformation and censorship campaigns to magically transform regular fed-up people into dangerous extremists who “hate our culture.” i beg to f*****g differ.

the narcissist’s conceit is that they confuse themselves with “our culture,” “our country.”

what’s really going on is that the fascist elite hate regular people so much that they make it impossible to live, and when we start to rise up, they spread hate to keep us divided.

these people aren’t gods or titans of industry: they’re government grifters who steal from you while trying to get you to hate the very democracy that, in theory, is supposed to take care of us all and protect all of us from tyranny. who tf do you think “the deep state” is, neighbor? it sure ain’t jesus behind the wheel. it’s them.

so if you’re wondering why some people overseas may “hate the united states,” consider that they may actually hate the fascist elites who destabilize their countries’ resources to extract wealth for themselves— while also grinding us into dust at home.

you and i and almost everyone we know aren’t really free; we’re chronically controlled, surveilled, and manipulated by the ultra-rich. our lives are leased back to us as a subscription service, and that’s the “best” case scenario. some of us are just disposable.

i share all of this to say, in this timeline, as the fascist chickens have come home to roost, we must endeavor to pay attention to the world outside our borders and really start to question power— because donald trump isn’t the disease: he’s a symptom of intentional systemic rot.

as we are fending off fascism at home, let us finally practice solidarity— let us learn about what dr. king referred to as the “web of mutuality” that binds us. let us stand up to war profiteers and christian extremists, who lie to our faces so they can send our neighbors here to kill our neighbors over there— not in the name of “national security” but in the name of their personal income security, while the rest of us live in precarity.

this country has been lulled to sleep with jingoism since before i was alive, and i’m no spring chicken. we just take whatever b******t we are fed. we have been encouraged to be profoundly incurious about the people killed with our tax dollars.

and look, if the fascist elites have a problem with fascist elites elsewhere, maybe it is time for them return to “traditional values” of the aristocratic duel, and rid the world of the “extractive population”— a reverse scrooge situation, where we turn to the actual parasitic class and say:

well, we’re ALL going to die sometime… so how about you do your own killing, settle your own beefs, and pay your goddamn tab, while you’re at it.

let us also recognize the war these malignant extractive s***s are waging on us at home right now, because every bit of this is connected. the spread of global fascism is coming from the same gd source abroad as it is at home. let me scooby-doo this one for you, neighbors: the call is coming from inside the house.

solidarity with ALL of our neighbors is the only way we get free.

whenever fascist elites promise you liberty at the expense of your neighbor’s, recognize it for the f*****g con it is.

they’re stripping poor people of healthcare, robbing us of social security, traumatizing lgbtq kids, and referring to your Black and transgender neighbors as “violent terrorists.” i’m sorry: who is it wearing baklavas and disappearing our neighbors off the street, again? it’s them.

these people always have a false flag or a reichstag’s fire in their back pocket— bespoke b******t to get you to hate your neighbors instead of the b******s robbing you blind. and it’s important you get this, because we’ve blown past the time for the “first they came for” poem.

they’re stealing our tax dollars to abduct our immigrant neighbors off the street.

it’s not about whether they came here “the right way.” give me a goddamn break. fascist elites stole this land, murdered first nations living here, then kidnapped, trafficked, enslaved, and tortured our Black and Brown neighbors to enrich themselves. does that sound like the “right way” to you?

does it echo with the way fascist elites are currently stealing our tax monies to enrich themselves by kidnapping, trafficking, and caging our immigrant neighbors? who do you think owns those private prisons?

does it resonate with the way fascist elites have also designed a “justice" system that only works for them and incarcerates our Black, Brown, trans, and poor neighbors. do you know that our incarcerated neighbors are force to work for an average daily wage of 86 cents— which, incredibly, is down from the 2001 average of 93 cents a day. who hires this upcycled slave labor? the fascist elites who own mega-corporations, of course.

while we’re on the topic of exploitation, it’s high time to tell a more nuanced story of migration: while it may be true that migrants “come here for a better life,” have you ever considered that fascist elites have pilfered taxpayer funds to destabilize their countries in the name of their self-enrichment? google the school of americas.

we’re too old for bedtime stories, neighbor. if you’re old enough to read this blog, then you’re old enough for adult truths:

our country doesn’t make a habit of waging war to spread “freedom” or “liberate” women and lgbt people.

look around, babes. you feeling free? feeling liberated lately?

so here’s the cliff’s notes of what a “regime change” actually means: fascist elites drive our “foreign policy.” they spend a pittance of their ill-gotten gains to engage in propaganda campaigns meant to induce “a fog of war” and convince us that their business interests are our national interests. these a******s steal our money and lure regular people to fight, murder, and die in their wars, all so they can get even richer while the regular people in our country are experiencing simultaneous housing, food, healthcare, and climate crises.

we also have the least-funded public education in the modern world, precisely because fascist elites don’t want you to get above your raising and learn more effective ways to call them out on their b******t. they don’t like accountability.

i mean, why’d you think jd vance sees higher education as “the enemy of the people”? kind of a rich statement coming from a dude with multiple degrees.

neighbor, jd vance and his christian nationalist techno-fascists aren’t upset with higher ed because it makes young people “hate america.” jesus h. christ! look at what they’re doing to our america right now! does this feel like “love” to you? no.

here’s what’s really up: fascist elites don’t like when people of other races, classes, cultures, and genders start being able to access even a fraction of the resources they have always had access to. these are pathetic, perpetual children who never learned to share, only take. they are all id and no super ego.

these men are so fragile they wrap themselves in “free speech” to engage in (and normalize) hate speech, when what they really want is for no one to be able to express an opinion but them. fascist elites hate it when people of other races, classes, cultures, and genders begin to access higher education and become educators, researchers, doctors, and political leaders who affect positive change in their communities.

fascist elites don’t want to share power because it gets in the way of their whole resource hoarding thing.

they also don’t like it when young people in this country learn history from a multicultural perspective. why? because human beings with empathy tend to very much disagree with the cruel b******t that frequently happens in our name and is regularly sold back to us as “freedom.”

empathy and education are a dangerous combination for the fascist elite—which is precisely why apartheid-loving grifters like elon musk and his buddy peter thiel claim empathy is a human flaw.

for the love of flapjacks, neighbor! it’s the men like elon musk, peter thiel, and donald trump who are the broken ones— not people with empathy. these people hail from families made obscenely rich through the dual grifts of imperialism and apartheid, who then socialized their kids to see the people around them as furniture. that, dear neighbor, is the real human flaw.

related, higher education can refine the one’s ability to communicate how fucked up their covert campaign of class warfare is. our feudal overlord’s entire scheme requires you to uncritically believe their s**t don’t stink, that they’re all somehow gods— above the law and immune to accountability.

it is no accident that fascist elites in this country have groomed you into viewing the ultra-rich as “natural leaders,” for no other reason than the fact that they’re rich. that’s what the apprentice and keeping up with the kardashians are all about— along with the new york times write-ups that sane-wash people like donald trump, peter thiel, and elon musk.

these aren’t “legacy presses.” by and large, they’ve been their vanity presses.

fascist elites make a point to buy up our newspapers and our radio and television stations to pump out propaganda and encourage you to idolize rich people for no other goddamn reason than because they’re rich.

they tell us to view them as a “success,” but when you live in a gold-plated high-rise while your workers need go-fund-me campaigns to pay for their cancer treatment, that’s not f*****g success: it’s exploitation. they need you to not get above your raising, because they need you in your place: under their loafers.

they have spent literal billions on a global campaign to turn the word the word “woke” into a slur. why? because people have awoken to the fact that every gd businessman we’ve had in office has gaslit us into believing they’re gonna make our country “successful”— while prices have ballooned and our wages have remained flat since the seventies. the fascist elite loot our tax dollars to enrich themselves and their friends— while they rig the system to dine and dash.

and just as we have begun to organize in earnest, these people fund a fascist f*****g coup here, precisely because we are becoming too educated, too organized, and too cooperative for them to maintain their grift. they hate “woke,” because they need us asleep to grift.

neighbor, it’s not just time to rise and shine. it’s time to rise up. together.

it’s time to dig deep and demonstrate solidarity for ALL of our neighbors, this time. none of us are free until all of us are free— because they’re using fear, lies, and a theater of cruelty to divide us so that we don’t turn on them.

let’s go. allons-y!



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