I recently re-released the second edition of my book for men. In it, I make the bold claim: Gents, this might be the most important book you ever read.
Here’s why...
Your choice to pursue beauty and seduce women or your choice to succumb to the pixel-powered pleasure world that beckons you with its siren song from every glowing screen, and your choice of who to intertwine your body with have a massively outsized impact on the trajectory of your life.You can make all the right choices when it comes to your career, what you study, how you spend your time, your health, and your friends, but if you invite the wrong kind of woman into your bed, she can ruin your life. While the right kind of woman by your side will enrich your life in ways you can’t even imagine and propel you to new heights. Your entanglements with women are the ultimate high-risk/high-reward game. And this book will imbue the savvy seducer with the wisdom and tools to win that game with every thrust into the future.
I’m proud to present - updated and improved - Don’t Stick Your Dick in a Blender—How to meet a nice girl instead—from a tantric husband with a better sex life than you!
I chose to update and re-release it since the intervening years since its publication in 2020 have massively validated the wisdom men can glean from these pages...
We recently welcomed a beautiful baby boy to our household, and have remained happily married for nearly seven years despite facing more than a few significant challenges together, which included the heartbreaking loss of a child whose face I will never see. The foundation that I laid - first with the superlative seduction of my woman, then with Tantric practice, frame control, leadership, negotiation, Biohacking, and other tools described here - gave us the fortitude to navigate the choppy waters of life together.
Single men NEED to read this: You might not be one, but I bet you know one.
If you’ve got a brother, cousin, uncle, or friend who is single, divorced, frustrated with their dating and love life (or has questionable taste in women), get them this book. The holidays are coming up, and handing them this book in print, as a gift, cuts through the online noise and distraction we’re all drowning in. Don’t Stick Your Dick in a Blender in paperback is a great value at $26, as it includes a QR code at the back, which gets you a download of the 18-hour audiobook and other transformative resources. I chose Lulu bookstore for distributing it because they actually print books in the USA, Canada, Europe, Australia, and India - so you can get your hands on it fast with no international shipping brain damage.
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You can get it as a digital+audio book package
For $8.99 via my own store here (the best way to support me as an author). Or, through the link below, you can get it on Google Play Books, the audiobook on Spotify, or the print edition.
Not shockingly, this book was banned by Amazon. They blacklisted me as an author without a cogent explanation of what in my work was unacceptable. The book before you is uncensored. I make no effort here to appease the nonsensical and vague sensitivities of our big tech overlords!
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Support me on Substack and get the digital + audio book
A MAJOR value add for my paid Substack supporters - your support of my work on Substack (from $7/monthly) NOW includes my three books (and a fourth dropping in about a month) in well-formatted digital and audio form...
* Hourglass: A science fiction novel - Not For Sex Addicts - about seduction, biohacking & philosophy
* Don’t Stick Your Dick in a Blender—How to meet a nice girl instead—from a tantric husband with a better sex life than you!
* How to Be Cross Eyed: Thriving Despite Your Physical Imperfection
Here’s my reasoning behind this: I don’t write books to make money - I write books for impact. Books are a really odd market from a pricing perspective; it’s the one product category that costs $10-$20, you spend 10-30 hours consuming them, and they may dramatically change your life - for less than the cost of a meal at a mediocre restaurant! As a banned-on-Amazon indie author, I have little hope that my books will ever become NYT bestsellers. So my goal is to get my books in front of as many readers as possible (counterintuitively, giving them away for free is NOT the best way to achieve that - tried it, already) and invite a continued conversation about recapturing free will via Biohacking.
Substack is one of the best tools I have to achieve that impact. It’s one of my favorite places to interact with my audience. Its well-designed app (advertising and distraction-free) is a seamless medium for you to be edified by my content. Substack is a pro-free-speech platform; I get to shoot straight with you there without fear of being censored for trespassing nonsensical rules. And the subscription revenue provides my small, growing family the financial security we need. Thanks!
If you appreciate my work and have gotten something out of it, get sunk cost motivation working for you at $7/monthly. And you’ll get a welcome email from me with direct download links for the three books in both digital and audio format.
If you’re not already convinced that this deserves to be moved to the top of your reading list, check out the first chapter: The Inevitable Uncondoming
Oscar Wilde wrote, “I can resist all things, except temptation,” and THAT is why there’s no such thing as promiscuous “safe sex.” With salacious storytelling, red pill wisdom, along with tools, tactics, and “relationship hacks” for the savvy seducer, I break down what to do about THAT in the first audio chapter...
You may not need to read this book, but you know a single guy who does. Share this with him…
