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It’s not a dog, if it can fit inside another dog’s mouth!

It’s not a dog, if it can be accidentally vacuumed up.

It’s not a dog, if it can be killed by a cat.

It’s not a dog, if it can be carried off by a medium-sized pigeon.

It’s not a dog, if it can be out-wrestled by a rat.

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