Podcast Summary: Operation Acoustic Kitty
In this episode, we explore one of the Cold War's most perfectly absurd classified operations: the CIA's $20 million attempt to transform house cats into mobile surveillance devices. Between 1961 and 1967, Operation Acoustic Kitty saw veterinary surgeons implanting radio transmitters, threading antennas through feline spines, and attempting to train cats to follow human directions—a biological impossibility that somehow consumed years of development and millions in taxpayer funds. The program's legendary conclusion came during its first field test when, according to intelligence community folklore, the cyber-cat allegedly met its end via a Washington D.C. taxi after just ten feet of deployment.
Through declassified documents and institutional analysis, we examine how this failed operation exemplifies Cold War thinking at its most delusional: the application of unlimited resources and methodical precision to fundamentally impossible objectives. More than just a darkly comic footnote, Operation Acoustic Kitty reveals timeless truths about institutional hubris, the limits of technological solutions, and the beautiful immutability of feline nature—proving that no amount of money, surgery, or behavioral modification can make a cat give a damn about national security.
Let’s listen in as Nathaniel Sheppard narrates this tale on my behalf, shall we?
-Daniel P. Douglas
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