Buckle up, motherfuckers. We're talking about the house where a spoiled shithead butchered his family, and then some other a******s claimed a pig demon lived there. The Amityville Massacre and The Amityville Horror Hoax. This brutal, real, horrifying story teaches us that greed and b******t are often scarier than fake ghosts. The only thing oozing more than the green slime was the sweet stench of a cash grab. It's the story of a mass murderer, the suburban house he defiled, and the grifters who turned a family tragedy into a paranormal empire of lies and cheap movies. Listen up, you sickos. Ever heard of Amityville? Yeah, the famous haunted house one 🏠👻. Forget the b******t movie posters, this true crime podcast episode drags the real story into the light. It starts with Butch DeFeo 🔪👨👦👦👨👩👧👦, a drug-addled piece of work from a fucked-up suburban family (mob ties?! 🕵️♂️) who decided to murder his entire family in their beds 🛏️💥. Six bodies, face down, and somehow ZERO neighbors heard a high-powered rifle go off?! 🤔WTF crime scene mysteries abound. Fast forward a year: the Lutzes buy the joint for a song because, well, mass murder. Then, SURPRISE! Twenty-eight days of alleged paranormal chaos – green slime oozing, pig demons named Jodie 🐷👹, levitating spouses, and George Lutz waking up at the exact murder hour of 3:15 AM. Sounds spooky, right? WRONG. Their own goddamn lawyer, William Weber 👨⚖️, spilled the tea (or should we say, wine 🍷) that the whole haunting story was a hoax they made up. Lawsuits flew faster than ghosts through walls. Turns out there was no snow for those 'demon hoofprints' 🐾🌨️🚫, the next owners saw JACK S**T, and the house was totally fine. Even the priest involved denied the whole thing! ⛪️🤥. Was the stepson right? Was it George Lutz dabbling in the occult for cash?! 💰🔮. We dissect the famous murder trial of Butch, the crime scene unsolved mysteries, the paranormal hoax, the Warrens' questionable involvement, and why this suburban slaughterhouse became a viral true crime myth factory that still spawns trash movies 🎬💩. This isn't just a haunted house story; it's a masterclass in exploiting tragedy for fame and fortune. Get GAF'd.
