Do many whites think Jesus was white? Why black Americans are more “into” race. Should we be more concerned about children than adults, in war?
The Hake Report, Friday, March 13, 2026 AD
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🕰️ TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
* (0:05:44) 🎶 Hey, you guys!
* (0:08:12) 💬 Supers I’d missed… TP roll in the toilet. Iran uranium.
* (0:15:23) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Ridin’ Dirty. Gummy “addict.” Manu Militari rapper.
* (0:19:59) M: French Canadian … Rooster
* (0:23:11) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Godfather: HW.
* (0:24:17) R: Non-white Jesus
* (0:32:11) R: Blacks are more into race…
* (0:39:05) R: Race matters on earth, not in Heaven
* (0:42:05) R: Is it a war, William III?
* (0:44:57) R: More concerned about children than adults? Tony Montana, Scarface, CNN
* (0:51:08) 📞 WILLIAM III: Old Dominion, Michigan synagogue
* (0:54:39) W III: Little girl died … bashing
* (0:58:55) 📞 MAZE, OH… he’s not white
* (1:02:58) M: Glee making people mad? Or making them think?
* (1:07:08) M: Need to teach people not to hate…
* (1:08:13) 📞 JEFF, LA: Heaven and color of God
* (1:11:10) 🗒️ Mojtaba Khamenei coma? Disfigured?
* (1:12:48) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Digital watch, circadian rhythm. Punchie’s Coffee. Meds, govt regs.
* (1:16:30) A: All under oppression: Property tax, debt slavery, Christian BHI
* (1:21:05) 📞 JOHN, KY: Jesus, what is “olive skinned”?
* (1:26:18) J: Bibi; Did you think of Jesus’ color, Ronnie?
* (1:30:13) 📞 ALEX, CA: Catholics and Satanists, worship the mother?
* (1:32:18) A: Jesus’ face cannot be seen, light-skinned; What should we like?
* (1:33:44) 📞 TERRI, OR: Jesus is Irish! “Millionaire’s tax” in WA
* (1:38:25) 💬 Supers… Brandi, B-day boy, Terri
* (1:39:49) 💬 Coffees… Greggatron, Eric
* (1:43:27) 💬 Coffees… Popcorn, Eric, Mike, Cesar
* (1:49:37) 💬 Rumble Rants: “girls school” in IRAN?
* (1:52:53) 📞 JAIME, MN: I’d bow to black Jesus
* (1:54:11) Outro
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