Concern-trolling Iran war. Our Future Prez and Our Greatest Prez love America. CA and TX: Aztlán? Ever had a torta? Were WWII Allies Antifa?
The Hake Report, Thursday, March 5, 2026 AD
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* (0:00:00) Start
* (0:03:58) 🎶 Hey, guys!
* (0:06:23) 📞 MIT, Australia: Countries won’t help us with Iran!
* (0:15:15) M: Why is your mind so busy?
* (0:20:16) M: I love you, mate…
* (0:21:00) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Why CNN?
* (0:23:50) W III: Arab nations supporting Israel vs Iran
* (0:26:24) W III: China, Russia, Iran? Black American groups
* (0:30:49) W III: Putin…
* (0:32:25) 📞 HADEN, TX: NJF: Vote Dem? Protest over Iran War
* (0:38:07) H: Midterms ‘26, Our Future Prez is heard.
* (0:40:21) H: X: CNN: Trump better than Obama, W. Bush?!
* (0:44:21) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Women? R—ism or character? Work: I’m not the stereotype
* (0:49:25) C: Holland celebrating Ramadan
* (0:53:12) 💬 Coffees: Cesar
* (0:55:31) 💬 Coffees: Chris, Cesar again
* (0:58:48) 💬 Coffees: Chris, Marc on Tucker, Cesar on deist vs atheist
* (1:02:47) 📞 HECTOR, L.A.: Aztlan, Mexicans taking over …
* (1:10:16) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Jewish neighborhood in L.A., no anger? Pico…
* (1:16:00) W 7: Saudi Arabia, Muslim and Catholic garb, black
* (1:20:09) 📞 BRIAN, MO: Antifa co-opted WWII
* (1:29:35) 📞 ARDENE, CO: WHM, Georgia O’Keefe, Hedy Lamarr
* (1:33:04) A: WWII history, shocked.
* (1:34:22) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Obesity in Mexico… Coming to America
* (1:37:36) M: WWII correcting the record…?
* (1:41:52) M: Tortas…
* (1:42:35) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Auschwitz, Poland
* (1:46:05) S: Don’t let W III tell you what to do.
* (1:47:00) S: Iran vs USA…
* (1:50:56) 💬 Rumble Rants…
* (1:53:40) 💬 YouTube Supers … OOPS! End
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