Scott Adams turned Christian, dying? Trump: Getting Greenland from Denmark, not Russia or China. Hake’s favorite phrase(s)? “Autistic” Barbie. Cop cussed!
The Hake Report, Monday, January 12, 2026 AD
🕰️ TIMESTAMPS
(0:00:00) Start
(0:02:17) Scott Adams, others…
(0:05:27) Hey, guys! Crying, lying tee…
(0:07:23) 🗒️ Scott Adams, Pascal’s Wager
(0:14:10) 🎥 Fed chair Jerome Powell swallowing hard
(0:22:22) 💬 Super: Greggatron, fave phrase? 6 7 ?
(0:24:23) 💬 Coffee: Greenland? 🎥 The hard way?
(0:33:25) 🗣️ International law police, Venezuela
(0:37:33) 📸 Christian Sturdivant, 18yo NC ISIS guy
(0:41:59) 📞 ART, OH: Be Christian. God protecting you: Friend story, robbery!
(0:47:02) ART: Other Christian denominations, sects, vs Muslims
(0:48:13) ART, re: Gregory Bovino talking with gals.
(0:53:15) ART: Lady in MN, terrorism in Somalia, being nice
(0:56:34) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Fave phrase, “Oh Lord.”
(0:58:31) W 7: 3i/Atlas
(1:06:53) 3I/ATLAS ☄️
(1:11:19) Laika 🐕 Soviet space dog
(1:17:23) Chat shoutouts
(1:19:26) 💬 Supers…
(1:23:58) 💬 Cesar: Barbie
(1:28:04) 💬 Cesar: Cop said bleep
(1:35:13) 💬 Greggatron
(1:35:48) 💬 Back to Popcorn
(1:44:09) 💬 Eric: Books
(1:45:36) 📞 RONNIE, OH: I’m not Popcorn. Greenland?
(1:52:09) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Officer MN get off. Hyped up activists!
(1:54:11) Outro
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