The Dylan Moore Award for Shittiest Infielder: Cole Young
The Jesse Winker/Taylor Trammell Award for Worst Outfielder: Luke Raley
The Luis Castillo Award for Most Hated Starting Pitcher: Bryce Miller
The Matt Festa Award for Least Trustworthy Reliever: Carlos Vargas
The Jesse Winker Award for Most Disappointing Acquisition: Rob Refsnyder
The JP Crawford Award for Shittiest Every Day Starting Position Player: Leo Rivas
The Teoscar Hernandez Award for Best Former Mariner Player on a Different Team: Eugenio Suarez
The Cal Raleigh Award for Least Shitty hitter: Brendan Donovan
The Felix Hernandez Award for Not Yet Shitty Pitcher: Brian Woo
The Jesse Winker Award for Shittiest Defender: Randy Arozarena
The John Stanton Award for Most Deceitful MLB Owner: John Stanton
