Yah, the Fire Horse Year is going to rock… unless, of course, you’re not particularly high in “truth tolerance”: the ability to absorb new, often challenging (if not downright upsetting) data in stride.
Trust me when I tell you: what’s come out about Epstein is nothing compared to what’s about to smack the zeitgeist: demon worship at the highest levels of global power, the reality of UAP/ UFO phenomenon, missing human history, and how we’re all living in The Truman Show— or Westworld, depending on your genre preference;)
And this rushing, gushing tide of harsh and reality-upending truths are going to cause a real split between those that accept new data and those the reject it for fear that their load-bearing delusion is required to hold their reality— and their sanity— together.
Said another way? Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur. (“the world is deceived because it wants to be deceived”.)
But the Fire Horse is like the internet-famous honey badger: it doesn’t give a S**T.
This year’s Chinese Animal is just going to gallop right towards the truth, so make sure to keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times— and stay tuned to our TOTEM Readings Substack for regular sanity checks, human-scaled tips and tricks, and check-ins during this incredibly dynamic 2026.
To kick things off, we chatted with Gabrielle Celeste, an Intuitive Astrologist that is also the co-host of The Spiritual Sisters Podcast and the owner of Agua Astrology.
Gabrielle shares a preview of what’s happening in the planets via Western Astrology while yours truly just f***s s**t up with old school Wikileaks and MK Ultra lore.
You know: shaman business.
Hope you’re loving this truth-loving year— leave a comment or ask a question in the comments below!
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Gabrielle’s Links:
* Gabrielle’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/aguaastrology
* Gabrielle’s IG: https://www.instagram.com/aguaastrology/
* Gabrielle’s Website: www.aguaastrology.com
* Gabrielle’s Podcast:
-Rachel
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