Oh Orange Blob, Oh Orange Blob is a Christmas song wrapped in sleigh bells, soul, and a side eye.
It sounds festive on the surface. Warm harmonies. Vintage holiday vibes. A groove that feels like a classic Christmas record you swear you heard growing up. But listen closer and it’s asking a question a lot of people are quietly asking between the lights and the laughter.
When will this end?
The song uses holiday cheer as contrast. Bells ringing while accountability lags. Familiar melodies carrying uncomfortable truths. It’s playful, sarcastic, and soulful all at once. Not angry. Not screaming. Just wide awake.
This isn’t about hate. It’s about awareness. It’s about watching the same patterns repeat year after year and wondering how long a country can pretend not to see what’s right in front of it.
Consider it a Christmas carol for people who are done pretending everything is fine just because the tree is lit.
Warm. Uncomfortable. Festive. Honest.
When will this end?
WILLIAM ROCHELLE, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BILL
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