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News Jams — August 26, 2025

Turn it up, it’s time to sing,

Here’s the news that today will bring.

Trump urges Democrats to ‘call him’ to send troops to their cities in apparent attempt to legitimize threats of federal takeovers

Trump said he’s ready, just give him a call,

Troops to the cities, he’ll send them all.

He’s pushing his power, expanding his reach,

Critics say democracy’s under siege.

America’s leading physician groups are now openly defying RFK Jr.

Doctors stand strong, they won’t comply,

Against RFK Jr., they testify.

Vaccines defended, guidance intact,

As measles outbreak brings danger back.

News Jams, telling it clear,

What’s happening now, the stories are here.

No need to search, no need to guess,

We’ll sing the headlines and nothing less.

A Maryland resident is diagnosed with screwworm. Here’s what to know about the flesh-eating parasite.

A parasite case in Maryland found,

Flesh-eating screwworm from foreign ground.

The patient recovered, no spread to fear,

But health officials keep watch this year.

Trump vows to impose furniture tariffs. What would that mean for prices?

Furniture tariffs may soon take hold,

Prices on couches and chairs grow bold.

Some may absorb, but consumers will pay,

As costs on imports could rise each day.

News Jams, telling it clear,

What’s happening now, the stories are here.

No need to search, no need to guess,

We’ll sing the headlines and nothing less.

Federal Education Officials Encourage School Choice Expansion in Mississippi

School choice expansion in Mississippi’s plan,

Federal officials lend a hand.

Debate grows louder, reforms in sight,

Parents push hard for the option’s right.

News Jams, telling it clear,

What’s happening now, the stories are here.

No need to search, no need to guess,

We’ll sing the headlines and nothing less.

That’s the news wrapped up in song,

The headlines told, it won’t take long.

Tune in tomorrow, more stories to see,

News Jams brings it musically.

Written and recorded with AI tools. Facts sourced from major publications linked above.



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