"I did a thing. With my hands."
Last Thursday night the Prime Minister of Australia rang the President of the United States. No recording was released. No transcript. The White House confirmed the call happened and then said nothing else at all.
This week, the diary is the phone call.
The melons. Kylie. Pauline. The women who went out for him. And the reason the tariff isn't moving.
He was told exactly what was wrong with him. He heard something else.
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The Albo Diaries is written and performed by Rupert Degas. Satire. Published every Tuesday, 8am. Also on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.
