"Turns Out 'Them' Is a Big Word"
Nobody runs to the front of a room waving their arms about unless they want to be counted.
Anthony Albanese said "We must defeat them". Now everyone wants to know who 'them' is.
This week: a speech that went further than intended, a trip nobody turned up to, a reporter who asked the wrong question in front of the wrong people, six takes to get one video right, and a month of press he'd very much like everyone to move on from.
And to add insult to injury, nobody's asked how he's doing. Not one person.
Written and performed by Rupert Degas.
The Albo Diaries is a satirical work of fiction. Anthony Albanese does not keep a diary. If he does, this isn't it.
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