Bruuuuuuh, this week suuuuuucked assssssss…. So that’s why we’re late!
Oh, and I didn’t bother to edit so you’re getting the entire over 2 hour episode uncut!
Wut Up, Witches?!
Don’t mind us, our cameras were acting up (well, Elly’s was and we tried to do TikTok at the same time) so just pretend it’s the other kind of audio-only podcast this week.
The topic of this week involves Signs from the Universe.How do you tell the difference between a “coincidence” and a “signal”?
Let’s get into it…
Witchy Tips of the Week
Elly: Smart Goals! (Courtesy of the Read of the Week below) We are not making miracles, we are “making the possible probable”. S - SpecificM - Measurable A - Aligned / Attainable / Achievable R - Reasonable / Relevant / RealisticT - Timely
Kitty: Open up the windows and experience the winds of change airing out your home and take advantage of weather magic! In some places, you might be experiencing autumn/fall in a way where it’s still warm during the day and cool and crisp in the evenings and mornings. Enjoy the seasons and weather in ways that make you feel powerful!
Witchy Reads of the Week
Elly: “Spells from Scratch: How to Craft Spells That Work” by Phoenix Silverstar- was able to find it for less than $10 on Half Price Books!
Kitty: “The Awakened Brain: The New Science of Spirituality and Our Quest for an Inspired Life” by Lisa Miller, PhD - also on Half Price Books but also might be able to find cheaper on other websites.
Don’t forget to take advantage of your local library! Many of them offer mobile book deliveries if you’re not able to travel there, or give you the opportunity to use your library card for e-books, streaming services, and MORE!
Tarot Time
Kitty: “Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas Tarot Deck and Guidebook” - Disney Official
Donald Trump’s meeting in Israel (happening like at the time we pulled these cards!) regarding the genocide in Palestine and the “cease-fire agreement” that Biden had left on the desk ready to use back in January…
Elly: “Believe in Your Own Magic Oracle Deck” by Amanda Lovelace
Three for Thee!
* No. 41 Sundress: Do it for YOU - “When it comes to healing & recovery, make sure you’re doing it for yourself, not for somebody else. Becoming too dependent on other people will only end in disappointment. People leave. Friends drift. Family members become estranged. Your reason needs to be bigger than them, & believe it or not, you are important enough to be that reason.”
* No. 14 Thorns: Weave together the crown you deserve - “This, right here, is the ultimate card of celebration - not just yourself (you’re amazing, though!) but of those around you. When you’re done putting on your crown each & every morning, go & help someone else put on theirs. You have so much love & wisdom to spread, so don’t waste it! Self-love is essential, but community is important, too.”
* No. 4 Mirror: Treat your body like the palace it is - “You’ve been feeling self-conscious as of late, but the answer isn’t to change anything about yourself. The answer is to learn to love the body you’ve been given. Avoid those crash diets, that extreme exercise, or any other unhealthy behavior. Take strides toward a healthy mind-set that accepts yourself as you are, not what you feel pressured to be.”
Mini-Magical Activism
Text “Sign PLKGAH” to 50409 or click hereto participate in the resist.bot campaign to remove Speaker Mike Johnson and swear in Adelita Grivalja from Arizona.
Dad Joke of the Week
“Did you know it’s illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?
…They only permit a low ha!”
Housekeeping
It’s Pluto in Aquarius… and “it had to happen this way”. So it’s okay if this week sucks. You have to break something down to rebuild something new.
Watch KPOP Demon Hunters, it’s awesome!
FOLLOW ELLY ON TIKTOK SO SHE CAN SHOW HER FACE ON LIVESTREAMS!
Later, Witches!
Join our Discord chat to get it out of the graveyard and send us your own tips and tricks, questions and requests, and maybe get featured in next week’s “Guest Witch of the Week” or have your comment shown on our livestream!
Stay magical, keep being a menace. Blessed or Hexed, thanks for listening!
💕 Kitty & Elly
