Enjoy our latest episode as we laugh, stutter, and fall on our asses talking about everything from politics and mental health to worshiping deities like Hekate and shooting spell jars to release your energy!
Witchy Tips of the Week
Our tips go over how to make use of the items you find in nature or for free in your spells or witchy decor. The library has many resources for when you’re researching the history of a god or goddess, or how a religious practice or tradition began.
September 1st (Labor Day) is the perfect time for spell work, but don’t fret if you’ve missed it! You can still do your abundance spells and whatnot, even if it’s not “on time”.
Don’t forget to cleanse your spaces! Take advantage of that moon water you’ve been collecting and add it to your mop water or, dish water, or bath water.
… Don’t fall off your chairs like I did…
Witchy Reads of the Week
Elly’s currently reading “Say What You Mean (a mindful approach to nonviolent communication)” by Oren Jay Sofer.
Kitty is almost done with “Hekate (Goddess of Witches)” by Courtney Weber and is re-reading “Uncultured (a memoir)” by Daniella Mestyanek Young (aka “Knitting Cult Lady”).
Parenting Wins / Fails of the Week
We had some fun bragging about our wonderful babies, how smart they are, and how Ms. Rachel is an amazing co-parent. From teaching our lil ones letters and numbers, fucking up the weekly schedule, we’re just laughing and remembering old times.
One of our biggest tips is to teach your kids real sex ed… Trust us! You don’t want your kids learning it from their friends.
Love & Marriage
Elly gives us an excellent idea for playing UNO (the card game) with your partner! Use those wild cards to play some truth or dare.
Kitty’s husband reminds us all that therapy is important. We all can use therapy! So don’t forget to call your therapist and schedule an appointment.
And for all the “Nice Guys” out there? No you’re not, shut the fuck up.
Tarot Time
This week, we pull some cards for Trump and the Epstein files, here are the spreads we pulled:
For Donald Trump (Elly’s Spread):
Past - The Hermit (IX)
Present - Death (XIII)
Future - Nine of Pentacles
For the Epstein Files (Kitty’s Spread):
Nine of Pentacles
Past - Justice (XI) (Reversed)
Ten of Cups
Present - The Chariot (VII) (Reversed)
The High Priestess (II)
Future - Three of Cups
Dad Joke of the Week
What’s brown and really sticky?
…
A stick!
Later, Witches!
We’ll see you next week for Episode 6. Blessed or Hexed, thanks for listening!
