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This book about anti-gravity, I can’t put it down.Rebellious peppercorns live underground.Wanna have a space party? I’ll planet.Sardine factories are quiet ’cause they can it.
I only remember twenty-five letters, don’t know why.Mama will make it to the hair salon, do or dye.Scarecrows are experts, outstanding in their fields.Corn gets traffic tickets for refusing to yield.
These are just jokes, yeah I know they’re bad,But they came straight from somebody’s dad.He’s not hilarious; he’s just trying to be fun,Even if all he did was memorize a book of puns.
The restaurant on the moon has no atmosphere.To make a strawberry shake, give it something to fear.I don’t love my facial hair, but it’s growing on me.That sushi is suspect, yeah it’s a little fishy.
I have a joke about paper but it’s tear-able.The tiger exhibit down at the zoo is unbearable.Beavers give a dam, and rams like big butts.Skeletons are wimps because they have no guts.
These are just jokes, yeah I know they’re bad,But they came straight from somebody’s dad.He’s not hilarious; he’s just trying to be fun,Even if all he did was memorize a book of puns.
Don’t touch that fromage, it’s nacho cheese.I mist when I tried to catch my sneeze.I thought it was something, but it’s snot.I wanted to be a sniper, but never gave it a shot.
I play piano by ear and sometimes use my hands.Bit of a stretch, but I have a pun about rubber bands.My bicycle can’t stand alone, it’s too tired.The marshmallow went and got himself fired.
These are just jokes, yeah I know they’re bad,But they came straight from somebody’s dad.He’s not hilarious; he’s just trying to be fun,Even if all he did was memorize a book of puns.
Math books are sad, they’re full of problems.Take them to a priest so he can ab-solve them.I used to make shoddy products at a satisfactory.If you log on to the internet, do you turn into a tree?
Golf pants come in pairs in case you get a hole in one.And coffee went to the cops because it got mugged.I love my seafood diet ’cause I see food and I eat it.The inventor of Altoids, he made himself quite a mint.
These are just jokes, yeah I know they’re bad,But they came straight from somebody’s dad.He’s not hilarious; he’s just trying to be fun,Even if all he did was memorize a book of puns.
Remember this if the world looks mighty mean,These jokes so simple, so sweet, and so lean.Tuna in bow ties are quite sofishticated, you see.Pterodactyls soundlessly relieve themselves—silent P.Eggs don’t joke, for fear of cracking themselves up.And a pony with a sore throat is a little hoarse, my son.
