Basically, Paranormal is the new catch-all term for shit we can’t explain with our current rulebook for the universe. Think of it as the universe’s spam folder. It’s probably just Matrix glitches, fortune teller scams, and our own brains fucking with us trying to establish patterns in chaos.
Know what’s REALLY paranormal? Some asshole is actually convinced there's a Nigerian prince who really does want to give him a million dollars.
Here’s the paranormal breakdown for mouth-breathers, with a very special guest those bearded, ballcap wearing, pickup truck driving bros will be very familiar with.
