In this savage, profanity-laced rant, we tear into the absurd hero worship of Olympic snowboarders and other “athletes” who get paid millions to slide down hills, spin in circles, and preach that “confidence is everything” in cringey 15-second ads. While these trust-fund shredders rake in sponsorship cash for not face-planting at 70 mph, real heroes—doctors grinding 100-hour weeks, engineers keeping bridges from collapsing, scientists fighting superbugs in fluorescent dungeons, and teachers wrangling feral kids for peanuts—get ignored, underpaid, and defunded. We build billion-dollar stadiums to glorify nacho-fueled couch rage, chant “USA! USA!” like it proves moral superiority, and buy $200 “confidence” hoodies… all while the planet burns and actual societal contributors get screwed. Time to redirect the drooling worship to people who aren’t literally getting paid to cosplay as human snowballs. Buckle up for maximum eye-rolls, zero fucks, and a full-throttle roast of priorities gone to hell. 🙄 Go team, you beautiful disasters.
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