Let’s talk about the thing fools celebrate every spring like they just hit the lottery: the IRS refund.
You know, the one where grown adults post screenshots of their deposit like they just outsmarted the system… when in reality they just got their own money back after letting the government hang onto it for a year.
Interest-free.
No perks. No miles. No points. No thank-you note. Just a delayed return of cash that was yours to begin with.
And somehow this is framed as a “win.”
What the fuck is wrong with you people? It’s definitely not a win. It’s the financial equivalent of clapping when the cashier hands you the correct change.
Here’s what actually happens: you overpay taxes all year long because your withholding is set too high. The government takes more than necessary out of every paycheck, sits on it for months, and then gives it back after using it as a free operating loan. Meanwhile, you could’ve been investing it, paying down debt, building an emergency fund, or at minimum earning interest in a savings account.
Instead, you basically volunteered to be Uncle Sam’s zero-percent credit line.
And then you celebrate the repayment.
