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Three stories. Three minutes. One through-line.
This episode starts with a question the U.S. isn’t quite answering out loud yet:Is America preparing to strike Iran again?
The BBC reports a quiet but significant military buildup — more aircraft, more surveillance, a carrier strike group that turned around mid-ocean. Officially, it’s deterrence. Unofficially, it looks a lot like positioning.
Then we shift to something smaller, but no less telling.New York City public school kids can’t read cursive. Not poorly. Not slowly. They can’t read it at all. A generation of fluent readers, now staring at handwritten notes like they’re archaeological finds. The argument isn’t nostalgia — it’s logistics. What exactly is a signature if no one ever teaches you how to make one?
And finally, a very American reassurance:The parent company of Twin Peaks and Smokey Bones files for Chapter 11 — but don’t worry, everything’s fine. The restaurants are open. The brands are strong. The balance sheet is somewhere between one and ten billion dollars. That’s not a number. That’s a shrug.
Different systems. Same message.Trust us. Don’t ask questions.Sign here.
Sources referenced in this episode:– BBC News– New York Post– AL.com
This is The Snark Factor 3 in 3.I’m Fingers Malloy.Let’s talk tomorrow.
