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Amazon passes Walmart in total sales, proving once and for all that convenience beats wandering aisle seven, wondering why you’re holding a kayak.
Then the Chicago Bears inch closer to Indiana, because loyalty lasts exactly as long as the spreadsheet says it should.
And finally, Burger King puts its president on the phone, which is a bold way to learn just how personal people get about cold fries.
Corporate loyalty, civic loyalty, and fast-food forgiveness — all wrapped into three minutes.
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