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Today’s three stories take us from airport security lines… to a soccer fan who decided technology was optional… to McDonald’s discovering that the key to childhood joy might be tiny rubber shoes.
First, the Transportation Security Administration is warning that airport security wait times could stretch for hours during the government shutdown. Some travelers are already reporting lines that run well past the usual patience threshold for anyone holding a boarding pass and a neck pillow.
Then we head to Germany, where a masked fan ran onto the field during a second-division soccer match and unplugged the video review monitor a referee was about to use to check a controversial call. It turns out unplugging the screen doesn’t actually stop the review, but it does create a moment that looks suspiciously like someone trying to reboot the internet.
And finally, McDonald’s is rolling out a new Happy Meal promotion featuring collectible Crocs toys. Yes, miniature versions of the famously comfortable rubber shoes. Which means somewhere tonight, an adult will absolutely insist the Happy Meal they’re ordering is “for the kid.”
Three stories. Three minutes.
Let’s go.
Sources:AP News — TSA warns airport wait times could grow during shutdownAP News — Masked fan unplugs VAR monitor during German soccer matchAOL — McDonald’s launches Crocs-themed Happy Meal promotion
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