War in Iran may be “nearing completion,” according to President Trump.
Which is a phrase that sounds less like military strategy and more like a guy standing in your kitchen saying the cabinets should be in by Thursday.
Also, Americans now say they need $1.46 million to retire comfortably.
Not to live like a king.
Not to buy a yacht.
Just to stop working without feeling like you’re one prescription refill away from selling a kidney on Facebook Marketplace.
And Hershey says Reese’s will return to its classic recipe after criticism from the founder’s grandson.
So in one day, Americans got updates on war, retirement, and peanut butter cups.
And somehow, the peanut butter cups may be the most reassuring story of the three.
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Sources: Reuters, CBS News, People
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