Dammit, he’s still alive. But hanging by a thread, it seems.
I don’t know if y’all caught his press conference. That was something else. Talk about stumbling toward the finish line. With a 45-minute late start, too.
I’d hate to be Trump’s makeup and hair team. Talk about a shit job.
On today’s podcast episode, I talk about the resurrection of Jabba the Trump. Some thought for sure he was dead. Others felt like it could happen at any moment.
It still might. “Are you there, God? It’s me, Mouthy…”
Thank you for giving this one a listen. I always appreciate you lending me your ears. And don’t forget to say your prayers tonight, before bedtime.
To Jesus? No, the Grim Reaper. 💀🪦
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