Hey folks, Jeff here, with Adjust Accordionly—Episode 14: Polka Tariff-ico!, tearing through July 27th to August 2nd, 2025, with news that’ll jolt your patriot pulse! Trump’s tariffs crushed Canada, South Korea, and the EU for a cool $750 billion, while Texas busted an illegal alien pedophile ring and ICE hired up like it’s border lockdown season. The deep state’s burying Epstein’s files, Strzok’s X posts vanished, and Warren faceplanted on the Senate floor—progressive dreams in freefall! Hulk Hogan got his day in Florida, Trump’s golden ballroom sparkles, and some Luigi clone’s sniping execs in NYC. Russia’s Medvedev rattled sabers, but Trump’s subs said “not today.” This week’s polka’s got fire, and “America’s Back!” will have you headbanging to tariff triumphs with its metal roar. Grab the lyrics, check the vids, subscribe, and let’s keep the MAGA beat alive!
Polka Week in Review: July 27 to August 2, 2025
Polka week in review, July twenty-seven to August two's news, Headlines roar, the polka soars, let’s all cut loose, From Trump’s trade wins to Warren’s spin, let’s go one-two-three, Grab your accordion, let's set it, Adjust Accordionly!
Thailand, Cambodia kneel, Trump’s peace and trade ignite, EU’s billions pour, tariffs soar, globalists take flight, Canada, Korea taxed, Trump’s tariffs slap ‘em down, Epstein files choke, FBI’s joke, deep state’s a shady town, Dems chase, Epstein list, Maxwell’s pardon stirs the pot, Texas jails illegals, ICE recruits, borders hot!
Week’s a blast, news flies fast, polka’s got that zing! From Trump’s bold fight to left’s sad plight, let the tubas ring!
Hey, Trump’s trade rules, lefty fools, tariffs shake the globe, Ho, Deep state hides, Maxwell slides, truth’s stuck in a probe, Trade deals feat, we’ll keep the beat, our roots hold strong, Hey, Ho, Adjust Accordionly!
Paxton crushes BlackRock, Brown U’s scams get canned, GDP climbs high, Fed rates die, Trump’s economy’s grand, Trump boots jobs chief, SCOTUS cleans, race-based maps away, Texas redraws lines, anti-white’s done, fairness saves the day!
Russia’s threats bark, Trump’s subs shark, strength keeps foes in check!Cincinnati bleeds, Jersey quakes, Trump’s order’s no wreck!
Hey, Paxton’s win, economy’s grin, Trump’s might’s on display, Ho, Crime and quakes, lefty breaks, law and order’s way, Squeeze that box, make liberals drop, woah—our polka’s strong, Hey, Ho, Adjust Accordionly!
NPR’s toast, Hulk’s day boasts, MAGA dreams take flight, Golf Force rolls, ballroom’s gold, Trump’s style’s pure delight, Russia’s warned, just ten days more, courts play tariff schemes, Strzok’s posts gone, FBI’s con, Epstein’s truth still gleams!
Week’s a blaze, left’s in a haze, polka’s call is loud, From America’s stand, to trustin’ the plan, troosters stand proud, With grit and might, we’ll win the fight, polka’s hearty sound, Dance to the news, accordion’s muse, let truth’s sound be found!
Hey, New York City, executive shot, Luigi is to blame, Ho, Windmills axed, fitness back, Trump restores the game, Harris bribes crash, Cali race dashed, her schemes fall flat, Warren’s tumble, left’s in rubble, progressives’ sad prat, Drums and brass, guitar’s fast pass, our spirit’s never wrong, Hey, Ho, Adjust Accordionly!
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News Headlines Covered: July 27 to August 2, 2025
* Peter Strzok’s Wayback Machine Posts Vanish Amid Russia Hoax Fallout (July 27, 2025) Archived X posts from former FBI agent Peter Strzok, central to the debunked Trump-Russia collusion narrative, are removed from the Wayback Machine, raising suspicions of efforts to erase evidence of FBI misconduct.
* Trump Accuses Democrats of Illegal $11 Million Celebrity Bribes for Harris Campaign (July 27, 2025) Trump claims Democrats illegally paid $11 million to celebrities like Beyoncé for Kamala Harris’s 2024 campaign endorsements, calling it an election scam, though FEC records only show $165,000 to Beyoncé’s production company for event costs.
* Trump Slams Windmills, Vows to Protect America’s Scenery (July 27, 2025) President Trump declares windmills ruin America’s natural beauty, promising a ban to preserve the nation’s landscapes from unsightly renewable energy projects.
* Thailand, Cambodia Reach Trump-Brokered Ceasefire Deal (July 28, 2025) Trump’s diplomatic push leads to a ceasefire between Thailand and Cambodia, ending a border conflict that displaced 260,000, showcasing his America-first influence in global peace talks.
* Blackstone Executive Assassinated in NYC Shooting (July 29, 2025) Wesley LePatner, a Blackstone executive, is killed in a targeted Manhattan shooting, raising concerns about urban crime and the need for Trump’s law-and-order policies.
* Trump Secures Massive EU Trade Deal with $750 Billion Investment, Zero Tariffs (July 30, 2025) President Trump announces a historic trade agreement with the EU, including $750 billion in energy investments and zero tariffs, boosting American jobs and countering globalist trade policies.
* Trump Pushes South Korea to Accept 15% Tariff Deal (July 30, 2025) Despite an existing free trade agreement, Trump negotiates a new deal imposing 15% tariffs on South Korean imports, prioritizing American economic interests.
* Senate Democrats Threaten Lawsuit Over Epstein Files (July 30, 2025) Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer invokes a 1928 law to demand the Justice Department release Epstein files, but conservatives suspect it’s a political stunt to distract from DOJ transparency under Trump.
* Kamala Harris Opts Out of California Governor Race (July 30, 2025) Former VP Kamala Harris announces she won’t run for California governor in 2027, likely eyeing another presidential bid in 2028, dodging accountability for her failed 2024 campaign.
* Q2 GDP Growth Exceeds Expectations at 3% (July 30, 2025) The U.S. economy grows at a robust 3% in Q2 2025, surpassing forecasts, with Trump touting the success as proof of his America-first policies driving prosperity.
* Trump Dismisses Inflation Fears, Pushes Fed for Lower Rates (July 30, 2025) Trump rejects economic analysts’ inflation concerns, urging Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell to cut interest rates to boost home buying and refinancing.
* Texas Republicans Propose Redistricting to Secure GOP House Seats (July 30, 2025) Following Trump’s urging, Texas unveils a redistricting plan to add five safe Republican House seats, strengthening GOP control ahead of 2026 midterms.
* Senate Rejects Resolutions to Block Arms Sales to Israel (July 30, 2025) The Senate overwhelmingly votes down Bernie Sanders’ resolutions to halt arms sales to Israel, ensuring continued U.S. support despite Gaza’s humanitarian crisis, a win for conservatives backing Israel.
* US Tariff Revenues Hit Record $28 Billion in July 2025 (July 31, 2025) U.S. tariff revenues soar to a monthly record of $28 billion, validating Trump’s trade strategy as a win for American economic independence.
* Trump Raises Tariffs on Canada, Citing Palestinian State Support (July 31, 2025) Trump imposes new tariffs on Canada after it joins the UK and Malta in recognizing Palestine as a state, signaling a strong stance against anti-Israel policies.
* DOJ Redacts Trump’s Name in Epstein Files, Sparks Cover-Up Claims (July 31, 2025) The FBI, under AG Pam Bondi, redacts Trump’s name from Epstein files, fueling conservative outrage over potential suppression of truth while Democrats demand full disclosure.
* FBI Denies Missing Minute in Epstein Jail Tape (July 31, 2025) The FBI claims a reported “missing minute” from Jeffrey Epstein’s jail surveillance tape never existed, raising suspicions of a cover-up to protect elites tied to the disgraced financier.
* Ghislaine Maxwell Moved to Luxury Texas Prison, Pardon Rumors Swirl (July 31, 2025) Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell is transferred to a minimum-security prison in Texas, prompting speculation Trump may offer a pardon to clear his name, despite official denials.
* Texas Busts Illegal Alien Pedophile Ring (July 31, 2025) Texas authorities arrest members of an illegal immigrant pedophile ring, reinforcing the need for Trump’s tough immigration policies to protect American communities.
* ICE Boosts Recruiting with $50,000 Bonuses, Poaches Local Law Enforcement (July 31, 2025) ICE ramps up hiring with a $50,000 signing bonus and $60,000 student loan repayment, targeting local officers from the 287(g) program to enforce immigration laws aggressively.
* Ken Paxton Secures Victory Against BlackRock, Vanguard, State Street (July 31, 2025) Texas AG Ken Paxton wins a major legal battle against financial giants BlackRock, Vanguard, and State Street, curbing their influence and protecting Texas from woke corporate agendas.
* Ron DeSantis Declares Hulk Hogan Day in Florida (July 31, 2025) Florida Governor Ron DeSantis proclaims “Hulk Hogan Day” to honor the wrestling legend, celebrating American patriotism and Trump’s cultural allies.
* Trump Fires Commissioner Over Jobs Report Disputes (July 31, 2025) Trump dismisses the commissioner responsible for jobs reports, citing inaccuracies, as part of his push to ensure economic data reflects his administration’s successes.
* Trump Sends Two Nuclear Subs to Counter Russian Threats (August 1, 2025) Amid nuclear threats from Russia’s Dmitry Medvedev, Trump deploys two nuclear submarines to signal strength and deter aggression against U.S. interests.
* Medvedev Issues Nuclear Threats Against U.S. (August 1, 2025) Russian official Dmitry Medvedev escalates tensions with nuclear threats, underscoring the need for Trump’s robust national security policies to protect America.
* Cincinnati Jazz Fest Attack Leaves Several Injured (August 1, 2025) A violent attack at the Cincinnati Jazz Festival injures attendees, highlighting the need for stronger law enforcement and public safety measures under Trump.
* New Jersey Earthquake Rattles Region (August 1, 2025) A minor earthquake strikes New Jersey, prompting calls for better infrastructure preparedness, with conservatives noting Trump’s focus on rebuilding America.
* NPR and PBS Face Closure After Funding Cuts (August 1, 2025) The Corporation for Public Broadcasting, overseeing NPR and PBS, announces shutdowns following Trump’s budget cuts, ending decades of taxpayer-funded liberal media.
* Trump Unveils Bulletproof ‘Golf Force 1’ Mobile Cart (August 1, 2025) Trump introduces a bulletproof mobile golf cart, dubbed “Golf Force 1,” enhancing his security while maintaining his public presence, a move hailed by supporters.
* SCOTUS Strikes Down Race-Based Gerrymandering, Limits Voting Rights Act (August 1, 2025) The Supreme Court rules against race-based gerrymandering and restricts parts of the Voting Rights Act, a victory for conservatives seeking fair electoral maps.
* Trump Ends Discriminatory Policies Against Whites (August 1, 2025) Trump signs an executive order banning anti-white discrimination in federal policies, reversing years of divisive identity politics to promote fairness.
* Elizabeth Warren Falls During Senate Floor Vote (August 1, 2025) Senator Elizabeth Warren takes a tumble during a Senate vote on an Israel resolution, a public stumble conservatives mock as symbolic of her faltering progressive agenda.
* Brown University Settles Lawsuit Over Discriminatory Practices (August 2, 2025) Brown University agrees to a settlement addressing allegations of discriminatory admissions, a win for conservatives fighting woke policies in education.
* Trump Unveils Plans for New White House Golden Ballroom (August 2, 2025) Trump announces a luxurious golden ballroom for the White House, a bold move to restore grandeur and host high-profile events, celebrated by supporters.
* Trump Gives Russia 10-Day Deadline to End Hostilities (August 2, 2025) Trump issues a 10-day ultimatum to Russia to cease aggressive actions, reinforcing his commitment to a strong America-first foreign policy.
* Tariffs Face Legal Challenges in Federal Courts (August 2, 2025) Trump’s tariff policies are challenged in court, but supporters argue they’re essential for protecting American workers from unfair global trade practices.
* Trump Accuses Hawley of Insider Trading, Sparks GOP Tension (August 2, 2025) Trump publicly criticizes Senator Josh Hawley for alleged insider trading, exposing cracks in GOP unity as he demands accountability.
* Thailand and Cambodia Finalize Trump-Brokered Trade Deals (August 2, 2025) Thailand and Cambodia sign trade agreements with the U.S., credited to Trump’s diplomacy, strengthening America’s economic influence in Asia.
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America’s Back!
On Liberation Day, he rode, with tariffs in his hand, Armed with steel and iron will, to rebuild the land, Great industry, he struck, for workers’ pride and might, America reborn, rising toward the light!
From coast to coast, the eagle soars, our strength will never lack, With every deal, world brought to heel, there ain’t no turning back, America’s back!
Woooaaaahh yeeeaaaahhhhh! America’s back, baby!
47 took the stage, his threats shook every shore, Europe trembled, nations knelt, as tariff talks did roar, Every people felt the heat, our leader slammed the gate, Our bounty’s might, he carved the path, making America great!
From coast to coast, the eagle soars, our strength will never lack, With every deal, world brought to heel, there ain’t no turning back, America’s back!
The emperor strode east, bringing billions home, Europe's leaders at his feet, nations at his throne, Markets opened, goods poured in, the trade walls crashed and fell, Critics cried, “It'll never work!” Oh yes it fucking will!
From coast to coast, the eagle soars, our strength will never lack, With every deal, world brought to heel, there ain’t no turning back, No “business as usual”, we’re sovereign, strong, and free, Have faith in our dear leader, the world will bend the knee!
Woooaaaahh yeeeaaaahhhhh! America’s back!
