Hey folks, Jeff here, with Adjust Accordionly—Episode 18: Polka Yer Eyes Out, tearing through August 24–30, 2025, with more fire than an American flag in the hands of a libertarian! Trump’s flag-burning E.O. smacks down lefties (yes, libertarians are leftists), while his cashless bail ban leaves Chicago’s mayor whining about racism. The FBI and CIA squirm under Russia Hoax probes, and Ashli Babbitt’s honored as the patriot she was. Kristi Noem’s border locks out illegals—zero crossings, anons! HUD goes English-only, and RFK’s nutrition push slaps Big Pharma. This polka’s a MAGA riot, and “While You Still Can’s” synth-charged call, inspired by Fugitive Caesar’s X thread, tells invaders to scram. Subscribe on Substack, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, and keep the Trooster polka pumpin’!
Polka Week in Review: August 24 to 30, 2025
Polka week in review, August twenty-four to thirty’s news, Trump’s bold fight binds left up tight, let’s a-polka through, From crime’s defeat to borders beat, let’s go one-two-three, Grab your accordion, let’s set it, Adjust Accordionly!
Trump and Pirro send JAG to DC, crime’s end in sight, National Guard arms up, liberals squirm in fright, Missouri redraws maps for GOP, Dems’ tricks undone, Baltimore’s next for National Guard, Trump’s law won’t run, Voter ID EO planned, fraud’s end in view, Heather Honey joins DHS, election truth breaks through!
Week’s a blast, news moves fast, polka’s got that thing! Trump’s fight’s bold, the lefties fold, let the tubas ring!
Hey, flag-burning EO slams radicals, Trump stands tall, Ho, cashless bail’s gone in DC, crime numbers fall, No liberal lies, we’ll keep the beat, our spirit’s always strong, Hey, ho, Adjust Accordionly!
Lisa Cook fired Fed Reserve, inflation’s foe takes hit, Illinois loses federal funds, bail reform liberals spit, HUD goes English-only, Heritage hears the call, Classical buildings EO, Trump makes beauty thrall, Walmart squeals over H1-B claims, left’s hype leaves doubt, Bed and Bath skips California, crime and taxes chase ‘em out!
Week’s a spark, rips through the dark, polka’s got that flair! MAGA’s rise, no compromise, news fills the air!
Week’s a blaze, left’s in a haze, hear the polka roar, From Russia Hoax probes to National Guard, we settle the score! With grit and might, we’ll win the fight, our spirit’s never bound, Dance to the news, accordion’s muse, let headline’s sound be found!
Hey, FBI, CIA probed for Russia Hoax lies, Ho, Ashli Babbitt honored, patriot’s truth defies, Another trans school shooting shocks, Trump calls for prayer, RFK’s nutrition push, HHS pulls Big Pharma’s hair, No elite deceit, we’ll keep the beat, our polka’s never wrong, Hey, ho, Adjust Accordionly!
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News Headlines Covered: August 24 to 30, 2025
* Trump and Pirro Send JAG Attorneys to DC (August 24, 2025) President Trump and US Attorney Jeanine Pirro deploy 20 JAG military attorneys to prosecute civilian crimes in DC, bypassing weak local prosecutors to restore law and order.
* Trump Signs Executive Order Targeting Flag Burning (August 24, 2025) President Trump’s executive order directs AG Pam Bondi to prosecute flag desecration cases involving crimes, targeting noncitizens for deportation to protect national pride.
* Trump Signs Executive Order Ending Cashless Bail in DC (August 24, 2025) Trump’s executive order ends cashless bail in DC, withholding federal grants from jurisdictions with such policies, leading to no murders in 11 days.
* Missouri Redraws US House Map for GOP Advantage (August 24, 2025) Missouri’s governor redraws the US House map to favor Republicans for 2026, countering Democrat gerrymandering tactics.
* National Guard Units in DC Carry Firearms (August 24, 2025) National Guard units in DC begin carrying handguns and rifles, escalating Trump’s crime crackdown despite local liberal resistance.
* Federal Judge Rules Alina Habba’s US Attorney Appointment Unlawful (August 24, 2025) A federal judge blocks Trump’s appointment of Alina Habba as US attorney for New Jersey, citing legal issues, a setback for loyalist picks.
* DOJ Probes Former FBI, CIA Directors in Russia Hoax Case (August 25, 2025) The DOJ, under Trump, probes former FBI and CIA directors, with 24-36 individuals potentially implicated in the Russia Hoax conspiracy, targeting Deep State lies.
* Israeli Airstrike Hits Nasser Hospital in Gaza (August 25, 2025) An Israeli airstrike strikes Nasser Hospital in Gaza, killing eight, targeting terrorist infrastructure amid ongoing conflict.
* Trump Plans Executive Order Requiring Voter ID (August 25, 2025) Trump announces an executive order to mandate voter ID nationwide, aiming to secure elections against fraud despite Democrat objections.
* Veteran Burns Flag Outside White House in Protest (August 25, 2025) Veteran Jay Carey burns an American flag outside the White House to protest Trump’s flag-burning order and is arrested for violating a fire ordinance.
* Trump’s DOJ Releases Ghislaine Maxwell Transcripts (August 25, 2025) The DOJ releases Ghislaine Maxwell’s transcripts, clearing Trump of Epstein-related allegations, countering liberal media narratives.
* Trump Removes Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook (August 26, 2025) Trump fires Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook, citing alleged mortgage fraud, challenging the Fed’s refusal to lower rates.
* RFK Mandates Nutrition Education in Medical Schools (August 26, 2025) HHS Secretary RFK Jr. mandates nutrition education in medical school curricula to combat chronic disease, challenging Big Pharma’s influence.
* Walmart Denies H1-B Visa Violations Amid Scrutiny (August 26, 2025) Walmart denies H1-B visa violations at its Global Business Services, countering online speculation.
* HUD Makes English Sole Language for Agency Business (August 26, 2025) HUD Secretary Scott Turner makes English the sole language for agency business, removing multi-language website options to prioritize American unity.
* Bed and Bath Halts New Store Openings in California (August 26, 2025) Bed Bath & Beyond halts new physical store openings in California, focusing on online operations due to liberal policies.
* Trump Plans National Guard Deployment to Baltimore (August 26, 2025) Trump signals plans to deploy National Guard to Baltimore, despite Democrat Governor Wes Moore’s resistance, to address city crime.
* Minneapolis Catholic School Shooting Kills Two (August 27, 2025) Tranny shooter Robert Westman kills two children and injures 17 at Annunciation Catholic School in Minneapolis, prompting Trump’s call for prayers.
* Trump Signs Executive Order for Classical Federal Architecture (August 27, 2025) Trump signs an executive order promoting classical architecture for federal buildings, rejecting modernist designs to restore national pride.
* CDC Director Susan Monarez Fired by White House (August 27, 2025) The White House fires CDC Director Susan Monarez, clearing out COVID-era bureaucrats to pave the way for RFK’s health reforms.
* Illinois Faces Federal Funding Cuts Over Bail Reform (August 27, 2025) Trump’s executive order withholds federal funding from Illinois for its cashless bail policy, targeting liberal crime leniency.
* Air Force Grants Full Military Honors to Ashli Babbitt (August 28, 2025) The Air Force grants full military funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt, reversing Biden’s denial for the January 6 veteran, honoring her sacrifice.
* USCG Cutter Hamilton Offloads $473 Million in Drugs (August 28, 2025) USCG Cutter Hamilton offloads 76,000 pounds of cocaine and marijuana, worth $473 million, in Florida, disrupting cartels under Trump’s Operation Pacific Viper.
* E3 Triggers JCPOA Snapback Process Against Iran (August 28, 2025) The UK, France, and Germany initiate the JCPOA snapback to reimpose UN sanctions on Iran, aligning with Trump’s tough stance on Iran’s nuclear ambitions.
* Cracker Barrel Scraps Rebrand After Backlash (August 28, 2025) Cracker Barrel scraps its “woke” rebrand after conservative backlash, admitting it “could’ve done better” to respect traditional values.
* Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Calls Crime Arrests “Racist” (August 29, 2025) Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson claims arresting violent criminals is “racist,” despite a 30% drop in homicides, defending failed liberal policies.
* FEMA Employees Put on Leave After Dissent Letter (August 29, 2025) FEMA employees who signed a dissent letter against Trump’s policies are placed on administrative leave, showing Trump’s crackdown on disloyalty.
* Social Media Rumors Claim Trump Died, Debunked (August 29, 2025) Hashtags like #TrumpIsDead trend on X after Trump’s four-day absence, debunked by his golf outing, exposing Democrat-driven speculation.
* Blue-Collar Wages Rise Fastest in 60 Years (August 30, 2025) Blue-collar wages increase at the fastest rate since the 1960s, with workers gaining $500 annually under Trump’s pro-worker policies.
* Domestic Steel Production Surges by 100,000 Tons Weekly (August 30, 2025) US steel production rises by 100,000 tons per week, driven by Trump’s America First trade policies revitalizing industry.
* Secretary Noem Reports Zero Illegal Alien Entries (August 30, 2025) Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem reports three months of zero illegal alien entries, with 1.6 million voluntarily returning home under Trump’s policies.
* SBA Issues Fair Banking Executive Order (August 30, 2025) Trump’s executive order, enforced by SBA, orders 5,000 lenders to stop debanking individuals, protecting conservatives from woke financial attacks.
* DHS Appoints Heather Honey for Election Integrity (August 30, 2025) DHS appoints Heather Honey as deputy assistant secretary for election integrity to safeguard elections from fraud, countering Democrat schemes.
* FMCSA Reports Unqualified Truck Drivers in Multiple States (August 30, 2025) FMCSA reveals dozens of unqualified truck drivers in California, New Mexico, and Washington operated despite English proficiency violations, exposing liberal state oversight failures.
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While You Still Can
We’re not an idea, We’re a people, not a creed, You can have your paperwork, But you don’t share our seed
Termites chew our kith and kin, Invading flood, a rising rot, The rotted wood of empty men, A proposition we are not
Evacuation is the middle ground, Leave while you still can
Wheels of chaos drawing near, Our lives they vanish in the night, Streets shadowed by endless fear, Our people squeezed out of sight
Evacuation is the middle ground, Leave while you still can,
Go in peace, flee this land, Get out get out, while you still can, Go in peace, go on home, Get out get out get out, while you still can,
They call it hate, but it’s not hate, Its love for what we know, For what we have, For who we are
It’s love for our children, Its love for our selves, It’s love for our home
You don’t belong here, Go back home, While you still can
Get out, get out—While you still can
Go in peace, flee this land, Get out, Get out, While you still can
The signal fades, the hour’s near, No place for you, no refuge here, Take your leave, don’t force our hand, Get out—while you still can
