"You cannot have a moody, reflective Spider-Man, thinking about his past misdeeds and all the shit he has done, when not four minutes ago he was dancing around a jazz club and hucking jackets at his ex-girlfriend!"
It's a bittersweet swan song for Chris Baxter, as he leaves the cinematic time machine side-car, but not before diving into this piece of Spider-shite that broke our hearts 10 years ago.
Listen as we break down their personal history with the movie, super chill hospitals/scientists/newspapermen, difficult plays, Xtreme Mountain Dew Goblin, sexy photocopier ads, Spider-Man soundtrack song karaoke, Tobey Maguire being quip-impaired, laying in giant spiderwebs being risky and dumb, this film being a prequel to "The Fault in Our Stars", Sandman's garbage shirt, Aunt May's deleted story of hooking up with Uncle Ben, Topher Grace being a great alternate universe Peter Parker, comic book casting Mount Rushmore and JK Simmons' J.Jonah Jameson being LOCKED IN, awkward firings, inaccurate flashbacks, making omelettes and doing the twist for some reason, Harry Osbourne's love of pie, unearned team ups and Goblin-cide. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies!
(NEXT EPISODE: Disturbia)
