1- Don’t be like Mike. Pence, that is.


2- "I was just kidding or lying or dumb."


3- We’re #1. One a million and counting...


4- We can re-open, soon as I get over this cough...


5- Ahh, New Zealand...


6- Let’s open the gym because I own gyms.


7- The world is sad and disappointed but oddly not


surprised


8- Not that Tupac, the other Tupac.