If you're vacationing in Boise, Idaho this summer, first off, you do you. And also, watch your backside in this Setting the Bar story!

Source: https://www.bigcountrynewsconnection.com/idaho/ada-county-sheriffs-detectives-looking-for-masked-buttocks-slapper/article_39a5cf14-16d5-4ce7-b48a-fedfadb8323a.html