I feel like this Setting the Bar story is something you *could* see around these parts especially this time of year… If you can manage to make it through the day without causing police to go “Old West” on ya… you’re doing OK!

Source: https://www.abqjournal.com/news/high-steed-chase-ends-in-suspected-shoplifters-arrest/article_22334f42-004c-5dae-9c03-63919a7555b3.html