Did you see any drunk people do anything embarrassing at a holiday party this year? Maybe on New Year's Eve? If you can manage to make it through the day without getting yourself stuck in an urn and having to be chiseled out… you’re doing OK!

Source: https://www.al.com/news/2024/01/man-stuck-in-urn-at-mountain-brook-party-loses-pants-breaks-expensive-vase-and-alabama-internet.html