Happy Birthday Pata Fria.
Don’t call me “lil mama”. 
Be extra nice nice to the ugly produce and Aunt Debra is a damn fool. 
Being a woman is annoying, not everyone can breastfeed and Crystal’s singing has to stop. 

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