Rest In Peace Queen Prudence. 
Stand on one foot if something is wrong. 
Pata Fria is a single woman and will be for the rest of her life. 
Poppies and eagles are for Merica.
Carolyn is gonna hit Crystal any day now.
Uncle Jimmy wants something and Pata Fria really doesn’t need alcohol. 

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