Pata Fria drank a cigarette and feels sick. 
Nations loves us therefore we’re famous. 
RIP Tina Turner. 
Be careful doing whip it’s, Nicki Minaj is embarrassing, men are not our favorite and the universe has been picking on Crystal. 

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