Martin Bell is on his lonesome as a sick Johnny Spurling nurses his vocal chords with a nice sausage sandwich at home. 80s Popstar and leaf wearer Sinitta joins the party to talk about the funeral top 10 chart lists...yes that is a thing! Plus Cal Halbert and friends talk about the latest news stories and we review Liverpool's defeat to Barcelona. Including Messi v Beckham, who is better at free kicks?