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Simone Biles just became the most decorated female gymnast in history

ER patient dies after having to wait too long in waiting room, officials say



Man robs bank day before wedding to pay for ring and ceremony, gets caught by fiancee



This Lisa Frank Flat Is Stocked With All Your Favorite '90s Snacks—And You Can Stay The Night



FORTNITE IS ‘AS ADDICTIVE AS COCAINE AND TOBACCO,’ SAYS LAW FIRM



Astonishing Legends Podcast

Pet Feeder Station



Captain Kirk Cat Statue



Pokemon Bulbasaur Ivysaur Venusaur planter set



Funko Marvel Advent Calendar



Funko Freddy Krueger



PokéNatomy: The Science of Pokémon (An Unofficial Guide)

Futurama Scruffy Presidential Portrait



Nicolas Cage Pillow