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Welcome back to another episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud. Today we dive into everything from the fear of oceans 🌊 to astronauts peeing in space 🚀, wild inventions, classic cars 🚗, and some of the funniest “what if” scenarios you’ll ever hear.



🔥 In This Episode:



Are oceans scarier than Chicago at night? 🌃

The struggle of dieting vs. Doritos temptation 🧀

Sex, naps & fitness priorities 😅

Hypotheticals: What if grass was lotion? 💧

Astronaut pee devices & living in space 🤯

Wild story: Man walking across the world 🌍

BMWs, Deloreans & dream rides 🚗



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00:00 – Intro & Ocean Fears 🌊

03:20 – Chicago, NYC & LA Stereotypes 🏙️

07:15 – Weight Loss Struggles & Food Temptations 🍗

13:40 – Discipline, Doritos & Dieting 🤣

18:05 – Sex, Fitness & Getting Older 💪🏽

25:00 – Wild Hypothetical Questions (Grass, Lotion & Napkins?!) 🤯

31:00 – If Money Didn’t Exist 💵

38:10 – Disrespect in the Midwest ✋🏽

45:00 – DUIs & Countries That Ban You 🚫✈️

50:30 – Ad Read: BlueChew 🔵🍆

55:10 – Astronaut Pee Problems & Space Life 🚀

01:03:00 – Surviving a Month in Space 🌌

01:10:30 – Walking Across the World 🌍

01:17:30 – Content Creators Changing Lives 🎥

01:23:40 – Ad Read: Cash App 💵📲

01:29:00 – Classic Cars, BMWs & Dream Rides 🚗

01:42:00 – Wrapping Up: Tours, Shows & Merch 🎤👕.