Trevor convinces Michael to hit the beach to recharge and embrace some natural energy. They dive into the surprisingly impressive dating history of magicians, the upcoming LA Olympics, and Jeff Bezos’ wildly extravagant wedding. Michael reveals he might start bringing a Furby on tour.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

New York, NY: Jul 24

Charles Town, WV: Jul 25

Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26

Reading, PA: Jul 27

Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4

Montclair, NJ: Sep 5



🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Second leg is being announced soon!



0:08  Trevor gets energized at the beach

5:33  Michael wants to go on a drug retreat at a cabin in the woods

7:36  Stop having menus in other languages

14:22 Olympics are coming to LA

17:06 Room temperature

27:56 Pilots missing their exit

30:00 Post Nut Regret

35:53 Michael is throwing ropes

40:46 Furbys

48:00 Magicians getting puss

53:53 Southwest Airlines 

56:09 Jeff Bezos Wedding

01:04:00 Killing bin Laden

01:06:57 Sock Talk

01:16:30 Getting out of your bubble

01:21:30 Secret Sock





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