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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

8/29–31 – Atlanta, GA

9/4 – Tarrytown, NY

9/5 – Montclair, NJ

9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)

9/24 – Charleston, SC

9/25 – Durham, NC

9/26 – Portsmouth, VA

9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (Low Tickets)

10/9 – Des Moines, IA

10/10 – Lincoln, NE

10/11 – Kansas City, MO

10/23 – Buffalo, NY (Low Tickets)



🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

9/26 – Las Vegas, NV

10/9 – Charleston, SC

10/10 – Atlanta, GA

10/11 – Jacksonville, FL

10/12 – Tampa, FL

10/13 – Tallahassee, FL

10/14 – Sarasota, FL

10/15 – Fort Myers, FL

10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL

10/18 – Orlando, FL





Trevor and Michael go off the rails in this chaotic banger of an episode. Trevor nearly boils himself alive in a bathtub to shoot a promo, Michael recalls getting head in a library study room, and somehow we end up deep-diving SeaWorld’s rap concerts. Plus the guys debate dating app cringe, cheese smuggling at In-N-Out, ramen addiction, and whether you should invoice your future kids for being born. Oh, and there’s a woman on TikTok who queefs on command. Enjoy.



O:25 Car chargers and Natural selection 

1:00 Trevor burned his legs filming a promo

5:00 Talking Federal Law and the End of Las Vegas

7:50 Getting head in a library 

14:30 Michael was almost in Star Wars

20:00 Concerts at Sea World

25:00 Ben Baller goes to the movies

28:00 Have a baby or get a Lambo?

35:00 Taking dates to the shows

38:00 Dating is hard 

45:00 Online dating 

59:00 Talking with the Canva King

01:05:00 WIZZQUEIFA

01:10:00 Cheap dates

01:15:00 Eating Ramen in college 

01:24:00 Sock Talk

01:24:00 Secret Sock



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