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Bert Kreischer joins the boys for a wild ride of secret time confessions, plane disasters and life as a comedian. From inventing the “Mississippi Wet Wipe” to tackling PETA protesters at a Netflix event, Bert unloads his craziest stories including dropping a carry-on on a guy’s face and smoking with Tracy Morgan. Plus, they dive into stand-up lessons, jokes that bombed, and the weirdest family moments that somehow made it into his act.



Catch all things Bert at BertBertBert.com — tour dates, merch, and more.

Follow him on social:

Instagram: @bertkreischer

X: @bertkreischer

TikTok: @bertkreischer

YouTube: Bert Kreischer

Podcasts: Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and Something’s Burning — available on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube.



🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

9/24 – Charleston, SC

9/25 – Durham, NC

9/26 – Portsmouth, VA

9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)

10/9 – Des Moines, IA

10/10 – Lincoln, NE

10/11 – Kansas City, MO

10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)

10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI

10/25 – Detroit, MI



🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

9/26 – Las Vegas, NV

10/9 – Charleston, SC

10/10 – Atlanta, GA

10/11 – Jacksonville, FL

10/12 – Tampa, FL

10/13 – Tallahassee, FL

10/14 – Sarasota, FL

10/15 – Fort Myers, FL

10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL

10/18 – Orlando, FL

SEPT 24



0:30 - Berts thoughts on the new studio.

5:00 - Bert paying A LOT of money for dinner

14:00 - Peta or Twitter, who do you want after you?

17:00 - Writing Jokes

26:00 - Bert thought Ann Frank and Helen Keller were the same person

29:00 - Bert talks about his fifteen month break

37:00 - Radio is not dead

41:00 - Bert on Podcasts Vs. on Stage

44:57 - SECRET TIME WITH BERT

48:00 - Tracy Morgan Story

54:00 - Ray J Breaking his glasses

01:05:00 - Bert getting drugged

01:10:00 - Getting drunk on planes

01:16:00 - Sock Talk

01:22:00 - Secret Sock



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