Once Tara and Pam have described the fashions they were sporting or coveting in March of 1988, we critique the cover, and then get into the fashion stories of Sassy's premiere issue, set on a boardwalk, at an old railyard, and in a palette of creams and beiges. What Next also forecasts coming fashion trends with pinpoint accuracy -- thanks, Michael Kors and Betsey Johnson! The beauty features teach you how to use bandanas and makeup; then About Face tells you about bang trims and hot oil treatments, and Body Talk warns you about gonorrhea, weed, and NutraSweet. After Elise gets a makeover (and WILDLY negged in the process), we take a quick trip through some of the issue's most memorable ads, including Benetton, Levi's, Cherry Lane trying to make bloomers happen, and which Sassy Club products we'd be bugging our mom to buy us.
Then: the Magazineyness! Jane's first Diary (her editor's letter) has a culturally insensitive lede but otherwise makes us want to keep reading. The letters to the editor in Say What are probably just as real as the ones in Help! And should Sara Walker, the subject of Inside Out (the magazine's inside back cover column for magazine production ephemera) who actually named the magazine itself, maybe have been its first cover model? Start thinking about how you can source these outfits on the cheap as you listen along!
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TOPICS
๐ง Hello, It's March 1988
๐ง What We Wore
๐ง Fashion: Cover
๐ง Fashion: On The Boardwalk
๐ง Fashion: Tough Enough
๐ง Fashion: Milk And Honey
๐ง Fashion: What Next?
๐ง Beauty: Bandanarama
๐ง Beauty: Beginner's Guide To Makeup
๐ง Beauty: About Face
๐ง Beauty: Body Talk
๐ง Beauty: Then & Now
๐ง Sassy Ads
๐ง Sassy Club
๐ง Magazineyness: Diary
๐ง Magazineyness: Say What
๐ง Magazineyness: Inside Out
๐ง Goodbye For Now
NOTES
๐ย DO YEH HEH CYNTHIEH
๐ถย Beaver Canoe
๐ธย Andrew Southam's website
๐ธย Andrew Southam on Instagram
๐ธย Naomi Kaltman's website
๐ย Pam's jean jacket on Poshmark
๐ ย Tully Jensen on Wikipedia
๐ฌ๐งย Jensen's British "Vogue" cover, shot by Herb Ritts
๐ฅย Photographer Nick Vaccaro's website, The Silver Canvas
๐ ย Marni Malinosky on Instagram
๐ย Chrissy Teigen's scarf scrunchies
๐ย Magazine ad for Coty's disposable mascara
๐ย Guerlain Meteorite Powder Pebbles
๐ย Shiseido matte lipsticks
๐ตย Current adolescent gonorrhea rates
๐ย Carmex urban legends
๐คฉย TV commercial for the United Superstars of Benetton
๐คฏย Benetton's history of "shockvertising"
๐ย Creative director Oliviero Toscani's most controversial Benetton campaigns
๐ฎ๐นย Why Benetton fired Toscani (for the second time) in 2020